Writer, former teacher, beginning mandolinist, reluctant singer, daydream believer, hopeless romantic, raised by Bryan Ferry in a house made of bus tickets in the forest, sleeping in an ash tree meadow

 

Charges Against Todd Margaret (So Far)

  • Funding a terrorist organization
  • Possession of biological weapons
  • Blackmail
  • Possession of child pornography with intent to distribute
  • Possession of a rape kit
  • Child endangerment
  • Espionage
  • Embezzlement
  • Persistent public urination
  • Impersonating a gentleman
  • Consumer fraud
  • Trafficking in child pornography
  • Insurance fraud
  • Perjury
  • Bribery
  • Rubber checking
  • Unnecessary public nudity
  • Anti-social behavior
  • Disruption of public solemnity
  • Failure to pay for a cranberry juice
  • Supplying fraudulent documents
  • Drug running
  • Destruction of artifacts
  • Money laundering
  • Breaking and entering
  • Sexual deviancy
  • Libel
  • Airing pornography
  • Antisemitism
  • Murder

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